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Welcome to Our Village!

Join Older Adults in Tierrasanta  for
Activities, Events and Comradery!
VMC (Clubhouse)  Phone:  858 569-9119

Next TVSD General Meetings:

6 Mar 2017

3 Apr 2017

TVSD Organizational Structure Changes!

Newly approved Org Chart can be seen here:
TVSD Org Chart

Tierrasanta  Talks
Tierrasanta Talks returns featuring revolutionary 
travel writer and #1 New York Times & internationally bestselling author, Patricia Schultz.
The public is invited to join our Village for an exclusive San Diego event to meet the mastermind behind the game-changing, #1 New York Times bestseller, 1000 Place to See Before You Die. Patricia Schultz will speak to us on how she has been inspired to see the world and share it with her readers. She will give guests all the tips & tricks she has learned for finding the best experience wherever she travels. 

When:         Thursday, March 2, 2017 at 6:15pm 
Where:       Seventh-day Adventist Church. 

See the Flyer Here:  Tierrasanta Talks
Attn: Geek Wannabes!

Our February IT Meeting will offer our fellow Villagers a chance to meet the IT guys, in an informal casual way. We will encourage all attendees to ask
questions and/or make comments or suggestions about general or specific IT problems at any time.

Meeting will take place on Friday, February 24, 2017 from 1pm to 2:30pm at the VMC.

Tierrasanta Relay For Life

Save the Date!
When:   April 23-24
Where: Villa Norte Park
For additional information or to participate, call Fran Zweibel or  Marilyn Bente, co-chairs for the TVSD Team.

For information or to sign up, see the event website HERE
TF Fundraiser:
Tierrasanta at the Movie Awards
(a.k.a. Academy Awards® viewing party)
Please join us as we bring the Oscars® event back to Tierrasanta for the first time since 2012. This is a Tierrasanta Foundation that is open to the public.

Our party venue is Andiamo! in Tierrasanta, where the entire restaurant will be dedicated to watching the Oscars® telecast. Come dressed to the nines (or not) and have a great evening of fun and laughs as the winners are announced. 
The Oscars® show is Sunday February 26th, starting at 4PM

Admission is only $30 per person and this includes an all-you-can-eat buffet featuring some of Andiamo's best dishes. No-host bar for all your beverages. We'll have an on-site photographer, and also the popular "guess the winners" contest to keep things fun. 
Tickets are available from Roy Colosimo at Coldwell Banker, from Kim Klecan at San Terra Properties, or online via PayPal. Click here to get to the TF website where you can learn more. See also the event on Facebook

Friday, March 17

Come join fellow Village Members celebrate St. Patricks’ Day at the VMC with our annual Pot Luck Luncheon.   

There will be a sign-up sheet at the VMC where you can indicate the dish you will bring.

You must registerto attend.

Read all about it:  St Patricks Day Pot Luck

It’s Not Too Early!

Village Historian Trish Newbill wants to remind everyone that plans are being formulated for celebrating the TVSD Tenth Anniversary, coming up early in 2018!  Your input is being solicited for ideas on the best way to memorialize this milestone.  Also very useful would be documents, photos and mementos related to the early days of the Village, and testimonials about just what the Village means to you.

Please contact Trish if you have any of the above to offer, or can help her put this project together!
Village to Village Celebrates 15 Years!

CANCELLED due to major Blizzard in Boston!!

150 Villages around the world will be helping VtV celebrate 15 years of Beacon Hill Village and the Village Movement!  For this, BHV and VtV Network have invited all Villages to participate by hosting watch parties for Village members for a presentation by renowned New Yorker writer and Boston surgeon Atul Gawande, as he explores the relationships doctors have with patients who are nearing the end of life. Dr. Gawande’s new book, Being Mortal, investigates the practice of caring for the dying, and shows how doctors — himself included — are often remarkably untrained, ill-suited and uncomfortable talking about chronic illness and death with their patients..  Share in real time as Dr. Gawande will be interviewed by Robin Young, host of NPR's Here & Now, and will also speak about the value of community and opportunities as we grow older.

TVSD will broadcast this Webinar at the Seventh Day Adventst Church, Fellowship Hall on February 13, 2017 from 2:00 - 3:00 PM Pacific Time
.  We ask that you arrive at 1:45pm to ensure being seated before the Webinar which starts promptly at 2:00 pm.

If you have any questions, please email or call Fran Zweibel (858-569-8194 /

The Village Smiles Dept.

Like to contribute to Village Smiles?  Send an email to  We'll see if we can work it into the site!

The mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law, Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. ;
"What happened Paddy?" she asks anxiously. ;
"What happened?  I'll tell you what happened!  I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip.  I get home ...  and guess what I found?  Your daughter, my wife, Jean, naked with Joe Murphy in our marital bed!  This is unforgivable!  The end of our marriage.  I'm done.  I'm leaving forever!" ; 

"Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy!" says his mother-in-law.  
"There is something very odd going on here.  Jean would never do such a thing!  There must be a simple explanation.  I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened." ;
Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile. ; 
"Paddy, there, I told you it must be a simple explanation.............She never got your email!"


The Washington Redskins finally drop offensive name:
Dan Snyder, owner of the NFL Redskins, has announced that the team is dropping " Washington " from the team name, and it will henceforth be simply known as, "The Redskins."
It was reported that he finds the word 'Washington' imparts a negative image of poor leadership, mismanagement, corruption, cheating, lying, and graft, and is not a fitting role-model for young fans of football.


Can’t quite remember one of our shamelessly
plagiarized jokes?  It’s probably in the archive
Yea, More Puns!

..No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
..If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
..I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.
..I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
..Did you hear about the crossed-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?
..When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
..When chemists die, they barium.
..I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me

..I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
..England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

..Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

..This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I'd swear I've never met herbivore
..I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

..A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

..When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A
..The batteries were given out free of charge.

..A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail
..A will is a dead giveaway.

..With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

..A boiled egg is hard to beat.

..When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

..Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

..Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.

..A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.

..The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

..He had a photographic memory which was never developed
..When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.

..Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.

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