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Events and Comradery!
The Village Movement hits the big time!
All Things Considered on National Public Radio is airing a three part series on the Village movement. You can listen to the first in the series and read the transcript HERE. Be sure to tune into your local NPR station over the next couple of days to hear the rest of the series.
Friday, January 26, 2018
MINGEI International Museum Tour
This museum located in Balboa Park focuses on the art of the people and the objects used in daily life in cultures around the world that reflect human creativity. The Social Committee is inviting you to join us for a docent-lead
tour of this often over-looked museum.
After the tour we will have lunch at Panama 66 which is across the street from the museum.
Cost for lunch is attendee's responsibility.
Tour: 11 AM. View Event Flyer With All The Details Here: Mingei Museum Tour
We will meet at McDonald’s at 10:30 am to carpool to the museum.
Cost: $5 to be paid by check only – payable to Jocelyn Brierton
RSVP by January 22, 2018
Upcoming General Meetings:
8 Jan 2018 3:00pm
5 Feb 3:00pm
5 Mar 3:00pm
Village Board Activity:
TVSD Org Chart
TVSD MOVIE SCHEDULE:
15 Dec American Beauty
San Diego Union Tribune
Published by the San Diego Union Tribune, the Eldercare Directory is a comprehensive publication that provides facts, advice, tips and resources to help you find answers to the questions that arise as we age.
This directory is currently available at the VMC, or can be obtained by following this link:
The Village Smiles Dept.
Like a good story? Try this>>> Funny Stories
Like to contribute to Village Smiles? Send an email to TVSD92124@gmail.com We'll see if we can work it into the site!
TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
An older golfer was hitting his ball from near a water hazard and his club fell into the water.
When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?
The golfer replied that his club had fallen into the water and he needed the club to have a chance to win the tournament and supplement his meager pension.
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden club. Is this your club?" the Lord asked.
The golfer replied, "No.”
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver club. "Is this your club?" the Lord asked.
Again, the golfer replied, "No.”
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron club. "Is this your club?" the Lord asked.
The golfer replied, "Yes.”
"The Lord was pleased with the golfer's honesty and gave him all three clubs to keep, and the golfer went home happy.
Sometime later, the golfer was walking with his wife along the water hazard, and she fell into the river.
When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my woman has fallen into the water!
The Lord went down into the water and came up with Kate Upton. "Is this your woman?" the Lord asked?
"Yes," cried the golfer.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The golfer replied, "Oh, forgive me Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'No' to Kate Upton, you would have come up with Jennifer Anniston. Then if I said 'No' to her, you would have come up with my woman Had I then said 'Yes,' you would have given me all three. And Lord, I am an old man not able to take care of all three women in a way that they deserve ... that's why I said 'Yes' to Kate Upton.
And God was pleased.
The moral of this story is: If a golfer ever tells a lie, it is for a good and honorable reason and only out of consideration for others!
Can’t quite remember one of our shamelessly
Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers?
A. They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
Q. How can you tell when a man is well hung?
A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
Q. How do men exercise on the beach?
A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
Q. How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?
A. Make him wear shoes.
Q. How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A. Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."
Q. How does a man show he's planning for the future?
A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Q. How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male?
A. All he's concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs.
Q. What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?
A. Any place without a drive-up window.