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NEW VILLAGE OFFICERS!



Please w
elcome Joyce Muinos as our new incoming President, effective August 1st!      
Find out everything Joyce wants you to know about her by reading her Bio
 Here



And thank you Linda Rees, for your many years of service on the TVSD Board of Directors. Your leadership and dedication has been invaluable! We look forward to your continuing assistance on our Board as “Past President.”

 


 


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What happens at the Village
stays at the Village...

Unless someone brought a
 CAMERA!!
Village Info:

Upcoming General Meetings:

7 Aug 3:00pm
11 Sept                   3:00pm

Village Board Activity:
Board Reports 

Village Organization:
TVSD Org Chart







    Curious about where all the Village $$ go?
GOOD!!  
See all the Financial Reports HERE

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It’s Not Too Early!


Village Historian Trish Newbill wants to remind everyone that plans are being formulated for celebrating the TVSD Tenth Anniversary, coming up early in 2018!  Your input is being solicited for ideas on the best way to memorialize this milestone.  Also very useful would be documents, photos and mementos related to the early days of the Village, and testimonials about just what the Village means to you.

Please contact Trish if you have any of the above to offer, or can help her put this project together!
 
  

The Village Smiles Dept.
Like a good story?  Try this>>>  Funny Stories  

Like to contribute to Village Smiles?  Send an email to TVSD92124@gmail.com  We'll see if we can work it into the site!







During these serious and troubled times, people of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths:
 1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's Chosen People.
2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.
4. Baptists do not recognize each other at the liquor store.











A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did my intelligence come from?'
 
The father replied. 'Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine.'




One fine day, a husband calls his wife over the phone and announced that he has been asked to go to fishing in China with his boss for a week. He informs his wife that this is a good opportunity for him to get the promotion. And finally, the husband asked her to pack enough clothes for a week, his rod & of course the fishing box.  He said they will leave directly from office & will only stop by the house to pick luggage.

He then added, “Oh! Yes, one thing more, please pack my new blue silk pajamas also!”

After putting down her husband’s call, wife got puzzled as to why he had asked to pack his blue silk pajamas.  She thought something was fishy, but being a good wife she packed all the items that her husband asked her to do. She packs his fishing box, rod and especially his blue silk pajamas.

The following weekend the husband came back home. Though little tired, he was looking good.  Wife welcomed him home and asked, “How many fishes have you caught?”  The husband replied, “I caught lots of Salmon, Bluegill & a few Swordfish.”

The husband finally asked his wife why was his blue silk pajamas not packed.

She said, “I did pack your pajamas. They were in your fishing box!!!”












Can’t quite remember one of our shamelessly
plagiarized jokes?  It’s probably in the archive

Village Funnies Archive
 

 






Bob Hope:

ON TURNING 70 
'
I still chase women, but only downhill.'
 
 ON TURNING 80 
'
That's the time of your life when even your birthday suit needs pressing.'
 
 ON TURNING 90 
'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.'
 
 ON TURNING 100 
'I don't feel old. In fact, I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.'
 
 ON GIVING UP HIS EARLY CAREER, BOXING 
'I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.'
  
ON NEVER WINNING AN OSCAR 
'Welcome to the Academy Awards, or, as it's called at my home, 'Passover.'
 
 ON GOLF 
'Golf is my profession. Show business is just to pay the green fees.'
 
 ON PRESIDENTS 
'I have performed for 12 presidents but entertained only six.'
 
 ON WHY HE CHOSE SHOWBIZ FOR
HIS CAREER 
'When I was born, the doctor said to my mother,
Congratulations, you have an eight pound ham.'
  
ON RECEIVING THE
CONGRESSIONAL GOLD MEDAL 
'I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.'
  
ON HIS FAMILY'S EARLY POVERTY 
'Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold, mother threw on another brother.'
  
ON HIS SIX BROTHERS 
'That's how I learned to dance. Waiting for the bathroom.'
  
ON HIS EARLY FAILURES 
'I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me.'
 
ON GOING TO HEAVEN 
'I've done benefits for ALL religions.
I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.'





























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