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RSVP (Retired Senior Volunteer Patrol) Seeks Volunteers

The San Diego Police Department - Retired Senior Volunteer Patrol (RSVP) is seeking volunteers to assist the Department in providing neighborhood safety and crime prevention.

Volunteers help officers by performing tasks that allow the police to focus on crime.  Some of the work that RSVP officers provide includes:


  • Patrol neighborhood streets.                                                   
  • Search for lost children and Alzheimer patients.
  • Perform business security checks.
  • Help with graffiti abatement.
  • Check on homes of vacationing neighbors.
  • Issue citations for disabled parking violations.
  • Visit homebound seniors.
  • Traffic control.
  • Participate in special events.
  • Assist with Homeland Security


Volunteers must be at least 50 years of age and able to commit to a minimum of three days per month.  For more information, please call (858) 495-7990.

Coming Soon To A Village Near You...


Come join your fellow TVSD members in celebrating 10 years of serving the needs of Tierrasanta seniors! Let’s celebrate our vitality, volunteerism, and voice in the community!

It’s a dinner party with special invited guests, a newly created video presentation, and a walk down memory lane. 

When?  Thursday, September 27, 2018, 5:00 pm

Where?  Butcher Shop Restaurant, Windsor Room

The cost for this event is just $28.00 for our members. This covers a three-course meal with a choice of chicken marsala or beef tri-tip and a non-alcoholic beverage. (A no-host bar will be available in our private dining room.)  This special price is available to members onlyand is the result of our profitable fund-raising efforts during the past seven months. Tickets for non-members will go on sale on September 10 for $37.00.

Payment by check only, made out to TVSD. Ticket sales will be at the clubhouse during the following dates in August:

Tuesday, August 7: 10:00 am – 12:00 Noon
Thursday, August 16: 9:00 am – 11:00 am
Wednesday, August 22: 9:00 am – 11:00 am

If you would like to purchase your ticket at any other time, please contact Marilyn Bente to make arrangements.

NOTE:  There will be no on-line self-registration for this event. Once you buy your ticket, a member of the committee will register you for this celebration dinner.

    The Village is heading to the Twilight 
   summer concert series in Balboa Park

Come along with the Social Committee to listen to the Moon Light Serenade Orchestra as they play a selection of big band, swing, rock, and disco. Bring your own picnic dinner to enjoy in the great outdoors.

Date:     Thursday, August 23, 2018
Time:    6:30 PM
Place:   Spreckles Organ Pavilion, Balboa Park
Cost: Free. RSVP by Monday, August 20th online.

 Event Flyer:  Balboa Summer Organ Concert

             TVSD Luau Party

Don your mumus, grass skirts, Hawaiian prints, and puka shell necklaces for an evening of socializing Hawaiian style hosted by Jim and Beny Parker.

There will be a typical luau menu: kalua pork, teriyaki chicken, sweet potato casserole, and tropical fruits. 
Entertainment will be provided by the Polynesian Dance Studio.
Come join the fun and socialize with your TVSD friends and neighbors.  Please register for this event.

Saturday, August 18, 2018 at 3:00 PM

Home of Jim and Beny Parker
4169 Rueda Drive            Summer Luau Flyer
San Diego, CA 92124


Neighborhood Groups

Did you know our cozy little Village is also a collection of seven nieghborhood Groups?  Do you know which group you are in?  Any idea who is also in your group?  Where exactly do these groups start and stop?  Why exactly do we need these groups?

Use the links below to find the answers to all these important questions!  When it comes time for doing what our Village does best, caring for its members, the Neighborhood groups are an important starting point.  It's far more than awesome parties... but they are a part of the deal!

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 Neighborhood Groups Map 

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Recent Events

The numerous Events and Activities conducted by the Village are frequently recorded for posterity by Village Ace photographer Mike Rigdon.

Check out these links to some of the photos he has taken at recent events!

Huntington Library and Gardens 

Patriots Day 

Water Conservation Gardens

2017 Parade of Lights 

Like to see more events from the Not-so-distant Past?

Check out the Recent Events Menu or click this button:  Recent Events

Village Info:

Upcoming General Meetings: 

July Meeting Not Held
Aug 6 at 3:00-4:30pm 

Village Board Activity:
Board Reports 

Village Organization:
TVSD Org Chart
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Upcoming Events
Upcoming Events

Welcome Members
Welcome Members

Date             Movie
2nd/4th Fridays 12:30-2:30
      at Clubhouse   
10 August:   Elephant Walk
24 August:  
Movie Today
DVD Movie Party
4th Tuesday at Diane Levine's Home  
6pm-8pm limit 10 viewers
28 August:   The Greatest Showman

San Diego Union Tribune 
Eldercare Directory  

Published by the San Diego Union Tribune, the Eldercare Directory is a comprehensive publication that provides facts, advice, tips and resources to help you find answers to the questions that arise as we age.   

This directory is currently available at the VMC, or can be obtained by following this link: 

Eldercare Directory

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The Village Smiles Dept.
Like a good story?  Try this>>>  Funny Stories  

Like to contribute to Village Smiles?  Send an email to  We'll see if we can work it into the site!

The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, "Y'all graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I wuz to give yew $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everthang but my earrings."

A Louisiana State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-10. Walking up to the driver's window,
the trooper asked, "Got any ID?"
The driver replied, "Bout whut?"

1.My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

  "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”

2. My mother taught me RELIGION

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”

3. My father taught me about TIME TRAVEL

If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!”

4. My father taught me LOGIC

"Because I said so, that's why.”

5.My mother taught me MORE LOGIC

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me.”

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.”

7. My father taught me IRONY

"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.”

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper.”

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM

"Just you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!”

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone.”

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.”

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!”

13. My father taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION

"Stop acting like your father!”

15. My mother taught me about ENVY

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who would love to have what you do.”

16.My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION

"Just wait until your father gets home.”

17. My father taught me about RECEIVING

"You are going to get it when we get home!”

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way.”

19. My mother taught me ESP

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?”

20. My father taught me HUMOR

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me.”

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.”

22.My mother taught me GENETICS

"You're just like your father.”

23. My father taught me about studying my ROOTS

"Shut that damn door, were you born in a barn?

24. My father taught me about THERMODYNAMICS

 "Close that refrigerator door, we're not air-conditioning the house!

25. My mother taught me WISDOM

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand.”

26. My mother taught me NUTRITION

 "Get out of that cookie jar, you'll spoil your dinner."

27. My father taught me about JUSTICE

"When you have kids, I hope you get two just like you!"

28. My father taught me PHYSIOLOGY

"I thought you had rocks in your head, now I'm convinced it's solid granite."

29. My mother taught me COMPASSION

"Finish your dinner, there are children starving in India."

Can’t quite remember one of our shamelessly
plagiarized jokes?  It’s probably in the archive

Village Funnies Archive


The pilot was sitting in his seat and pulled out a .38 
revolver.He placed it on top of the instrument panel, 
then asked the navigator, 
"Do you know what I use this for?"
The navigator replied timidly, "No, what's it for?"
The pilot responded, "I use this on navigators 
who get me lost!"
The navigator proceeded to pull out a 
.45 and place it on his chart table. The pilot asked, "What's that for?"
"To be honest sir," the navigator replied,  "I'll know we're lost before you will." 

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