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Hopefully somewhere in here you can find a smile to help you get through these tense times!

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Auxiliary Funnies For These Quarantined Times

This is the story of the poor dizzy blonde flying in a two-seater
airplane with just the pilot.**
He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out a May Day.
"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"
She hears a voice over the radio saying:
"This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud  and clear. I will talk
you through this and get you back on the ground.  I've had a lot of
experience with this kind of problem. 'Now, just take a deep breath.
Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."
She says,  "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat."
**"O.K." says the voice on the radio...  "Repeat after me:  Our
Father...Who art in Heaven…*

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