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Funnies Addition
Hopefully somewhere in here you can find a smile to help you get through these tense times!
Click on Text below for Video entertainment!
Alexa Silver
Southern Alexa
When We Finally Do Run Out
Auxiliary Funnies For These Quarantined Times
This is the story of the poor dizzy blonde flying in a two-seater
airplane with just the pilot.**
He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out a May Day.
"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead.
And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"
She hears a voice over the radio saying:
"This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk
you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of
experience with this kind of problem. 'Now, just take a deep breath.
Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."
She says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat."
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*"O.K." says the voice on the radio... "Repeat after me: Our
Father...Who art in Heaven…*